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SpongeBob’s ADD and/or ADHD Problem Revealed! Boating Bash Report

November 3, 2011

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     How do people with ADD and ADHD drive?  I really don’t know, but I do it on a daily basis!

     SpongeBob’s Boating Bash was developed by ImPulse Games and published by THQ.  It was released for the Nintendo Wii on March 2, 2010 with a MSRP of $39.99, but the game has since seen price drops from most online retailers.  The game received an “Everyone” rating from the ESRB with “Comic Mischief, Mild Cartoon Violence” listed as content for parents/gamers to be aware of.
     A brief description of SpongeBob’s Boating Bash says, “Crash ‘N Bash with your favorite SpongeBob character in this exhilarating, fast-paced demolition derby style party game full of excitement for the whole family.  Players drive around in cars…er, boats competing within wacky arenas throughout Bikini Bottom to ultimately be the last boat standing!”

     How many hours have Wii owners reported bashing boats in Bikini Bottom with SpongeBob’s Boating Bash, and does the reported data perhaps provide any evidence of players having ADD or ADHD?  Let’s take a look!

The Brew
     SpongeBob’s Boating Bash has about 23,649 Wii owners that have reported game-play data through the Nintendo Channel, with days possibly reported since the game released.
     The game’s average play-time is 1 Hour 30 Minutes per day/session reported.
     SpongeBob’s Boating Bash’s “professional” review score average is 46.50%, based on two reviews on  Not surprisingly, SpongeBob’s Boating Bash has a higher customer review score average on  The game has a 4 out of 5 Stars rating based on 12 customer reviews, and those reviews convert to a 78.33% average on a 100% review scale.

Caffeinated Thoughts
     In September I did a report on SpongeBob’s Truth or Square, and looked at if the reported game-play.  You can read that report HERE.
     First, if you have not seen anything about SpongeBob’s Boating Bash, below is a trailer showing off a little bit about the game:

     I think the reported data for SpongeBob’s Boating Bash, specifically the average play-time per day/session reported, shows that Wii owners are playing this game for a decent amount of time, which would probably not be reflective of a child with hyperactive tendencies.
     I have trouble sitting and playing games for longer than an hour(unless it’s you Monster Hunter Tri!) at times, so seeing the average play-time being 1 Hour 30 Minutes I think shows the audience playing the game is sitting down and enjoying it.  I also assume that most of the people buying this game are fans of the SpongeBob SquarePants television show, so I would imagine the average play-time would be a lot lower if the report that SpongeBob SquarePants causes ADD had any credibility.
     As for the title, what is SpongeBob’s ADD or ADHD problem?  I would say SpongeBob has an issue with learning how to drive, which the cartoon series addressed, and the game takes players through that issue as well.  So, I would say it is simply the fact that Mrs. Puff has a boring teaching style, and it isn’t necessarily an ADD issue for SpongeBob.

     I can remember playing Destruction Derby back in the 90s on one of my cousins’ PlayStation, and having a blast with it.  While I have not played SpongeBob’s Boating Bash, the fact that it looks like a demolition derby type game actually makes me very interested in it.
     The fact that it appears “crashing” is the goal in the game, is probably great for our oldest son since steering would still be an issue for him, and the fact the game can be found for under $20 now is a plus as well.

     Have any of you played SpongeBob’s Boating Bash, and if so, would you recommend it other Wii owners that are fans of the SpongeBob SquarePants television show?
     If you played Destruction Derby back in the 90s and have perhaps played SpongeBob’s Boating Bash as well, how do the games compare?

If any of you are interested in SpongeBob’s Boating Bash, you can see prices for it linked on below:

Does SpongeBob SquarePants Cause ADD or ADHD? Truth or Square Report

September 27, 2011

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     SpongeBob’s Truth or Square was released on October 26, 2009 for the Nintendo Wii with a MSRP of $39.99.  The game was developed by Heavy Iron Studios, and published by Play THQ, which is “the family division of THQ“.
     SpongeBob’s Truth or Square received an “Everyone” rating from the ESRB with “Cartoon Violence, Comic Mischief” listed as content for parents/gamers to be aware of.

     If SpongeBob’s cartoon can cause ADD in young children, and video games are portrayed as even more evil than television by the media in general, by jumping to irrational conclusions we can assume that SpongeBob’s Truth or Square video game causes ADHD!  So, does the reported game-play data from the game provide any evidence of this?  Let’s take a look!

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Approx. Number of Players Having Reported Data
     SpongeBob’s Truth or Square has had about 48,139 Wii owners report game-play data through the Wii’s Nintendo Channel, with 700 days possibly reported since the game released.

Average & Total Game-Play Hours
     SpongeBob’s Truth or Square has 672,019 Total Hours of game-play reported, with an average of 13 Hours 58 Minutes “Per person” reporting data.
     The game’s average play-time is 1 Hour 47 Minutes per day/session reported.

Sales Information
     SpongeBob’s Truth or Square’s sale rank is #4,166, and it is currently selling for $18.47 with “Free Standard Shipping”.
     (Sale rank and price recorded around 2:00AM on September 27, 2011.)

Review Score Averages
     The game’s “professional” review score average is 68.00%, based on 1 review on

     The game has a 4.5 out of 5 Stars rating on, based on 16 customer reviews.
     SpongeBob’s Truth or Square’s customer review score average is 87.50%, when the customer reviews are converted to a 100% review scale.
     (Review score averages recorded around 2:00AM on September 27, 2011.)

Filtered Thoughts
     First, if you have not seen what SpongeBob’s Truth or Square is about, the video below will give you a quick look at the game, and show off some game-play elements you can expect:

     I had never watched a full episode of SpongeBob SquarePants until this past December(maybe November).  While surfing Netflix for children cartoons, either Mrs. Coffee or I added SpongeBob to our queue, and that was the beginning of several weeks of endless SpongeBob episodes.
     Our oldest son, who is only 2, calls him SquarePants, and our oldest son is sleeping in SpongeBob pajamas as I’m typing this!  I can sing the SpongeBob theme song, I can quote random lines from different SpongeBob shows.  I think SpongeBob’s laugh is hilarious, and can grow on you…though too much of a good thing, can be a bad thing.
     When I saw a report a few weeks back saying that a study showed watching SpongeBob SquarePants can cause ADD in children, I first had to read the study, then I laughed-out-loud because if any child would have ADD because of SpongeBob, it would be our oldest son.
     How is it possible we played/watched over 70 episodes, some multiple times, of the SpongeBob SquarePants shows in less than 2 months, and yet he can sit and play with a train set for hours?  Sure, he has spells of high energy where he is running around playing with every single toy possible, so perhaps the study wasn’t totally unfounded in that 2 year olds have high energy, but I think the target audience was way off and the study didn’t really consider the fact, they are 2 years old!
     As for the reported game-play hours for SpongeBob’s Truth or Square, I think the hours show that the players do not have ADD or ADHD when it comes to playing it, because they are sitting and playing the game for more than an hour at a time.  I would expect the average play-time per day/session reported to be under 20 minutes, not 1 Hour 47 Minutes, if the children/gamers playing SpongeBob’s Truth or Square had ADD or ADHD.

     Are any of you SpongeBob SquarePant’s fans in general?  If so, do you think SpongeBob causes, or could cause, children to develop ADD or even ADHD?
     Have any of you played SpongeBob’s Truth or Square, and if so, what did you think about the game: good or bad?  Is it a game you would recommend to other gamers, or perhaps parents with younger children that like SpongeBob?

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